Its a monogomous relationship
Bullshit! Your stupid bigomist.
Love me and leave me
Touch me and toss me
deal with me and deposit me
into a dumpster of your mendacious love
Oh my shlong song
its my shlong song
mark aldridge is a fuck
he pukes up mouldey chuck
lalalala doop di doop doop
he likes to shit out of his eye
his shit is 90% meat pie
another lad is tommy mercer
and out of the two he is the worser
he likes to lick his breast
the breast that faces the west
but now he is so far away :(
horses eat hay
marcus has a shlong
it is really long
he also has a bong
do u thing thats wrong?
well go buy a fucking thong u wong from hong kong
this is my song like a bell ding dong
marcus is really really good at running fast
but he seems to run and shit out of his ass
the shit dripps down and stains the grass
the grass screams 'oh shit i think i'll pass'
i'm not really atracted to the shit from your ass
marcus belongs to a group called men
who finger their asses with a blue ball pen
the ass fingering pen record is a measly ten
they shoot out the pens like a constipated hen
one of those fucking weird cunt hens in their dens
i wish i could finger my scrawny ass with a pink pen
i want your mum in the sack
