Hey, ′Ronica
Ew, you got a left hand, use it
Don't talk mean like thatYou′ll hurt their feelings
You make my balls so blue
You hurt them badly
You make my balls so blue
They're hangin' sadly
What did they do to you
That you hate them so?
Don′t run from me
They′re all beat up like a tackling dummy!
They long for your embrace
They're warm like mittens
They′ll curl up on your face
And purr like kittens
You make my balls so blue
Just look at them glow
They're beggin′ you
Don't make my balls so blue
Heather? Heather?
Open the door!
Oh no, oh no-no-no
Open the door!
Oh no, oh no-no-no
You make my balls so blue
So please say hello
Hold ′em, enfold 'em
And never let go!
Once you were geeky (ooh!) and nerdy (ooh!)
But they knew (ooh!) you're dirty (ooh!)
You′ve set them (ooh!) on fire (ooh!)
Whatever you require they′ll do (ooh!)
So take 'em home to meet your parents!
They′ll wear a suit and tie
And a fancy collar
They'll sing a lullaby
La-la-la-la-la!
Please make these balls not blue
Just for a while
Can′t wait 'til later
My pants are rubbin′ like a hot cheese grater!
Look! Booze! Drink!
Thank you so much!
They will protect you
Defend you
Respect you
Befriend you
Like Winnie-the-Pooh! (Winnie-the-Pooh!)
Baby, baby, baby, they're so blue
My balls will work for you
They will obey ya
They really need rescue
Like Princess Leia
Baby, you've gots to come through
Teach them to smile
You′ve got no clue how much these two depend on you
Please help them through!
My balls are in your court!
(You make them balls so blue!) Yeah!
You make my balls so blue
(You make them balls so blue!) Ow! Ow!
You make my balls so blue
(You shake them!) Good god!
(You quake them!) My balls!
(You break-) You make my balls so blue
(You take them!) Lookit, lookit!
(You bake them!) Lookit, lookit!
(Chrissake-) You make my balls so blue
Please make their dreams come true
And make these balls not blue!
