Nature Co.

Evan and Jaron

if nature sold herself on layaway


in a little town


I would be the first in line


and buy myself a sound


a waterfall a tidal wave or a breathing of the trees


a heavy wind a thunder or a falling of the leaves


and I would proclaim


I'm the new proprietor of a sound


in a press conference held


downtown


when the people would look at me


in distain I would simply tell them this


at least you'll have someone to blame for


ruining your weekend


I would play mother nature


unlease my sound at will


no more sitting and waiting


on this cracked window sill


if I feel like love


I will shake the trees


if I'm consumed in lonliness then


I will drop the leaves


and I would proclaim


I'm the new proprietor of a sound


in a press conference held


downtown


when the people would look at me


in distain I would


simply say outright


at least you have someone


to blame for scaring


the children in the night


what if I call for a waterfall


some light rain


and some other owner calls


for a massive hurricaine


we'd have to be responsible users


and respect the rules of God


I'll just take a load off and


have to buy them all


and I would proclaim


I'm the new proprietor of a sound


in a press conference held


downtown


when the people would look at me


in distain I would


simply say


at least you have someone


to blame for a near perfect day