Lately I've been thinking about
Eating my cat, eating my cat
Gonna put him in the oven
And drain him of fat
Yeah, he'd like that
'cos when you got no chicken
And you got no meat
There's nothing like that cat
That's farting at your feet
I wanna eat him
I wanna eat him now
C'mon pussy gonna make you meeow
Animals are beautiful
But they taste so good
Even mad cow's disease tastes
Better than it should
Lately I've been thinking about
Eating my dog,
Put an apple in his mouth,
Kind of like a hog.
'cos when you're makin' spare ribs
Or puppy eye stew
They sat chewin' on a paw
Can make a man feel like new
I wanna eat him
I wanna eat him now
C'mon doogy gonna make you howl
Animals are beautiful and
Animals are beautiful
He likes his
He likes his
He likes his meat done real rare
Can I get a little bit of animal
A little bit of
Can I get a little bit of animal
A little bit of
