Yo yo, Mathletes State Championships, what!
First female ever on the team, what.
A boxed lunch will be provided
What!
I can do this
Always could
And not playing dumb will feel so damn good
The monster inside needs to be released
Gotta do what I do, gotta feed the beast
Gotta earn some respect
Grab that big brass ring
Let′s do this thing
Let's do this thing!
You′re gonna roll up, stylin'
Leather on your sleeve
All-state champion, better believe
Maybe the haters gonna make fun of you
All you can solve's the problem in front of you
High school′s a four year social curse
But math′s the foundation of the...
Universe!
So sick of plucking that second string
Then let's...
Beep!
Do this thing!
Do, this thing
Do, this thing
I′m no plastic
No
I'm no bitch
No!
I′m
A lean, mean math machine
On a mission!
I lost what I lost
Got to start brand new
Go all in for the win
With a chill, dope crew!
Gotta kick off the dust
I got the schquillz to thrill
Schquillz!
Let's do this thing!
Let′s do this thing!
Welcome to the ICMT State Final Math Championships
Sponsored by no one
Each right answer is worth two points,
And as always, no calculators
Please solve for...
X equals two
PI The rate is two, Pi
X is greater than the value of Y
Both polynomials are second degree
So the asymptote at Y equals three
Function X equals MX plus X
The derivative of F at argument Z
Negative four
Negative two
The slope is zero
The answer is true!
One point of inflection
Twenty-nine!
Four is the slope of the tangent line!
We have a tie
We move into a one on one sudden death round
In which each team may choose their opponent
Marymount, who do you select?
We pick the girl
We pick the girl too
Nice to meet you
You're going down, slut
What?
No
If we break, from this crap
Then the answers land in our lap
Don't be scarded, just persist
Then our limit does not exist
No, the limit does not exist!
Our new state champion, North Shore Mathletes!
You like that Marymount?!
And don′t it feel good
To have gotten this far?
It′s not something you did
Not the girls you are
You can hear the fear
Upon your heart just saying
Just do your thing
All you solve is the problem in front of you
Do your thing
Living for me, not dancing for none of you
Do
Your
Thing
Do your thing!
