Just one day, that′s all I need
Just a day without her nagging
Just one day, I beg, I pleadBut the drag just keeps on dragging
While I wish for just one Monday or a Friday to be free
Free to slouch and sulk and mumble and be messy and be me
All I ask is for twelve hours
To live my life my way
Just one simple, awesome, crazy, kickass day
One more day, she's on my back
She′s been riding me forever
On my faults and all I lack
And all I, oh whatever
'Cause I'm lazy and I′m average and I′m sloppy for a start
And I know she'd like a daughter who was pretty, thin and smart
And I know she′s frickin' perfect, but I′ll never be that way
Not for a single, solitary day
Tomorrow is the wedding and tonight is the rehearsal
And there is no room for error, I mean not one flaw
We've got guests in just ten hours, dress the tables, trim the flowers
I want beauty and perfection, I want total awe
And with ′Weddings Magazine' here, for a feature on the scene here
The business is depending on this one success
Now breathe, but thank you, Torrey
And in fact, that is the story
So get moving, move this produce and remove this mess
Just one day is all I want
With my family united
Fears at bay, no fights, no taunts
Just the four of us delighted
I mean, look, I love my kids, I love my work, I love my life
And I love my fiancé and in a day, I'll be his wife
And I′ll throw the perfect wedding and I′ll throw the bride's bouquet
And we′ll have one happy, loving, family day
Mother, Fletcher is puppeting me again!
One more day, she'll fight and fuss
When her joy is all I′m after
It's been a long, tough time for us
Now it′s time to hear some laughter
'Cause I only want her happy and well, punctual and clean
But she mumbles and she grumbles, and at times, she's outright mean
She′s bright and so insightful but those traits aren′t on display
Well, not lately, often, ever, not today
Ok, really fast, tonight is The Hunt
It's an epic scavenger hunt and I really wanna win
There′s just one issue
Just one day, that's all I seek
And I have been asking nicely
Just one day, it′s not a week
It's a night, to speak precisely
And The Hunt is not a stunt, it′s my one shot at fame
To be someone who is something, not just what's-her-name
If I'm in it, I can win it, if she′d only say ok
We′d be off and running gunning for one fun and perfect day
Mom? Mom? Mom?!
Ellie, dear, it's not the time
No, that apron is a crime and that sea bass isn′t fresh, it's three days dead
Mom, I really need to know if I can
Wait, now where′d she go?
God, I'll never draw her focus from the bread
Just one day, that′s all we get it
Till the go, The Hunt, the story
Just one day, sunrise, sunset
Then that night in all it's glory
Just say the word and she'll be on her way
For one stressful, perfect, busy, winning, anxious, stellar, high stakes, kickass
Do or die
Crazy day!
