[Verse]
My clothes and my makeup smeared all
I'm looking crazy
Got numbers on my hand
I'm Such a freaking lady
My mouth is dry
I'm feeling kinda grimmy
'Cause I got this open to remind me sign
[Chorus]
Oh what a night, oh what a night
Straight shots of Patron and a slice of lime
And I got myself too drunk to drive
Oh what a night
I left my car parked at the club
Woke up in the morning can not find my truck
I barely made it home alive
Oh what a night
[Verse]
My Rommie says I bought the club a round on my tab
And I was so far gone she had to call me again
But I will not let nobody tell me nothing
'Cause all in all I had That party rocking
[Chorus]
Oh what a night, oh what a night
Straight shots of Patron and a slice of lime
And I got myself too drunk to drive
Oh what a night
I left my car parked at the club
Woke up in the morning can not find my truck
I barely made it home alive
Oh what a night
[Verse]
Well maybe I was trippin '
Just a little who am I?
Kidding, hanging with the boys too long
And I quit sipping
Look at me buying bottles
It's for my team
I do not do it for the models shit
I still remember hanging at the bar
Hoping I Could get a drink or two
From a player or a star
And now I got my money in the Ballas
I'll take your number but I'll probably never call you 'cause
Baby, I'm a lil 'bit buzzed
And right now you look good in this club
But it Could be a whole 'nother side
When They turn on the light,
They turn on the light
[Chorus x2]
Oh what a night, oh what a night
Straight shots of Patron and a slice of lime
And I got myself too drunk to drive
Oh what a night
I left my car parked at the club
Woke up in the morning can not find my truck
I barely made it home alive
Oh what a night
[Outro]
I hate to be a quitter,
But I'm thinking 'bout my liver
And the liquour that i give it
Is gonna kill me even Quicker
And I'm already a natural disaster
Do not need nothing to be taking me no faster
I really gotta go and see my pastor
What a night
