[Cleveland:]
Oh, hey, y'all. Anybody else takin' note of what's goin' on on my favorite holiday?
Christmas has been bastardized
Mass-marketed, commercialized,
Overly-politicized
They're puttin' a funk on Christmas.
What happened to the simple bliss
That's gotten lost in all of this?
Guess I'll give my girl a kiss
And try to get some this Christmas.
[Earth, Wind & Fire:]
Love,
Peace, joy,
Beautiful Christmas.
[Cleveland and Earth, Wind & Fire:]
Funkin' it up on Christmas.
[Earth, Wind & Fire:]
Love, (oh yeah!)
Peace, joy,
Beautiful Christmas.
(See if your wife will-a hump this Christmas.)
[Cleveland:]
Christmas relations. (to Donna) Hey, baby, come here!
[Donna:]
What?
[Cleveland:]
I'm grateful for so much this year
Like health and faith and yuletide cheer
And, most of all, my wife's big rear!
[Cleveland and Earth, Wind & Fire:]
I'm gettin' me some this Christmas.
[Cleveland:]
Let's get unwrappin' presents done,
Slip away from everyone,
Close the door and have some fun.
[Donna:]
You ain't gettin' none this Christmas.
[Earth, Wind & Fire:]
Love,
[Cleveland:]
Oh, yeah, we'll see.
[Earth, Wind & Fire:]
Peace, joy,
[Cleveland:]
Maybe I planned ahead.
[Earth, Wind & Fire:]
Beautiful Christmas.
Funkin' it up on Christmas.
[Cleveland:]
Maybe this ain't my first Christmas.
[Earth, Wind & Fire:]
Love,
Peace, joy,
Beautiful Christmas.
Getting your hump on Christmas.
[Cleveland:]
A wise man knows he holds the key
To unlock that sweet booty.
That's why I bought her jewelery.
[Donna:]
You are gettin' some this Christmas!
[Cleveland:]
Hooray! Merry Christmas, honey!
[Donna:]
Oh, it's beautiful!
[Cleveland:]
So are you.
[Donna:]
I don't know what to say!
[Cleveland:]
You don't have to say anything.
[Earth, Wind & Fire:]
Love,
Peace, joy,
Beautiful Christmas.
Funkin' it up on Christmas.
Love,
Peace, joy,
Beautiful Christmas.
Get your hump on this Christmas.
Love,
Peace, joy,
Beautiful Christmas.
Funkin' it up on Christmas.
Love, (Oh yeah)
Peace, joy,
Beautiful Christmas.
Some holiday funk this Christmas.
[Donna and Cleveland giggle.]
[Cleveland:]
Come on over here, would you?
[Donna:]
You're so sweet, baby!
[Cleveland:]
I love you.
[Donna:]
Me, too.
[Cleveland:]
No silent night in this house tonight.
[Donna:]
Cleveland!
[Donna:]
I love you.
[Cleveland:]
I can tell! This is the best Christmas ever! Oh! OH!!!
[Cleveland, Rallo and Cleveland Jr.:]
So if I got one thing to say,
It's that we all must find a way
To focus on the holiday,
But try to get some this Christmas!
[Cleveland:]
Because it feels good!
[Rallo:]
Oh yeah.
[Cleveland:]
Merry Christmas, everybody!
