Warts On My Dick

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(Slow, piano)

Your life is spinnin' out of control

Seems the whole world is out to get you

And everything is wrong. Nothin' seems right-ih

There's a sinking feeling inside-eh

Even your best friend has turned his back

But you can't let it bring you down, no, you've got to fight-eh



(Boldly, add bass)

'Cause you try, but you can't let go___



(Fast, add drums)

It's when you're down that you gotta get up-uh

Don't let 'em walk all over your face-uh

Stand up for yourself and make everything

Right again



Even if some guy's tryin' to blackmail you

And your girlfriend thinks you suck

It's up to you to let them know that it was all just part of

Some rich guy's evil plan



Look out ahead, there's a truck changin' lanes

You got some yellow crumbs on your upper lip

And those warts on your dick aren't gonna go away

'Less you start using topical cream everyday