Well I stumble and toy around
I'm drunk and full of smoke
My wife tells me I've had enough
And said I'm sick get out
So I stumble down to Kelly's Pub
Across the edge of town
And I told the boys me story
And we have another round
Refrain:
We'll drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight,
We'll drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight,
And if I see a pretty girl I'll sleep with her tonight
We'll drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and...FIGHT
And Mary McGregor, well she was a pretty horro
She always greeted you with a smile
And never locked her door
And the day she died all the men in town wept
For Mary McGregor finally got some sleep
Refrain
Well I once loved a girl
A child untold
I gave her my heart and she gave me a cold
So now I sit standing here
Out in the pouring rain
I'll stumble down to Kelly's Pub
And cry away my pain
Refrain
