If I Could Smell Her Cunt

Dr. Lecter

[Lecter]

(spoken)

Now.

What did Miggs say to you?

Multiple Miggs in the next cell, he

Hissed at you.

What did he say?



[Clarice]

He said,

"I can smell your cunt."



[Lecter]

I see.

I myself cannot.



(sung)

If I could smell her cunt

She'd help me taste humanity again

And if I promise not to eat her

Then perhaps she'd even be my friend

If I could smell her cunt

If I could smell her cunt.



If I could undo who I am

I'd snap my fingers: brand new man!

I want to smell her bearded clam

I almost can!

Trapped behind this pane of glass

A man who reeks of taste of class

I'm sitting on my bony ass

And now this wo-man:



I'd like to tell her I don't care

But something in her eyes...

I'd like to tell her life's not fair

The smell between her thighs.



Lonely lonely lunatic

I want to know what makes her tick

If only she would let me pick

Her pretty brain.

I want a new relationship

The kind that challenges my wit

The kind that doesn't leave behind

A bloody stain...



If I could smell her cunt

She'd help me find

The man I used to be

And if I promise not to serve her as an entree

She'd be friends with me

If I could smell her cunt

If I could smell her cunt.



If I could help her solve this case

Perhaps they'd let me leave this place

For one that has a bit more space

I want to see a tree!

Lonely lonely lunatic

I'm charming but I'm also sick

I need an audience for my schtick

Perhaps it could be she!



If I could do it all again

I wouldn't harm a fly

Erase the gruesome things I've done

And smell her cherry pie.



If I could smell her cunt

If she would grant my simple little wish

I could reclaim my grasp on sanity

I bet she smells like tuna fish

If I could smell her cunt

If I could smell he