Comes The Bomb

Dory Previn

Comes the bomb, you will be


Well-done chicken fricassee


Every soul down the hole


But not me, not me, not me!


You'll have anemia, touch o' leukemia


It'll be deplorable


You'll be mutants from pollutants


But I'll still be adorable!


You'll have anemia and leukemia


While I'll be makin' a buck


You'll be gross from an overdose


Of radioactive yuk


Oh yes, and you'll go, you'll go, so will she


Some disgusting _______


You'll be dust, just debris


But not me, not me, not me!


You'll have anemia, touch o' leukemia


I'll be all in clover


You'll be jelly, you'll be smelly


Say hello but don't come over!


You'll have anemia and leukemia


How'll you come to grips?


With what you're fated - contaminated


Please don't kiss me on the lips!


You'll be a facsimile


Of what a human used to be


You're all headin' for Armageddon


But not me!


It's your problem, hey hey hey


So toujours gai and bombs away!


Come the nukes you'll be those gooks


Not me not me not me not me not me not me not me...!