Pimp Council

Disturbing Tha Peace featuring Too Short

[Too $hort]

All rise...order in the court

The honourable judge muthafuckin' Too $hort

presidin' over Superior Players Court

The first case is the State vs. Fate Wilson A.K.A. Baby Flex

You bein' charged wit home invasion and hoe slaughter

For fuckin' another nigga's bitch



[Lil' Fate]

Listen close to what I say

Dog, it might hurt ya

I be cuttin' ya girl while you be goin' to work bruh

When she first called my conscience was like, "Hell naw, Fate don't"

But she said, "I'm only around the corner", and popped her lil' punt

Apartment 5-7-0-1, told her I was eatin' right now

Be over there when I get done

Got there, knocked on the door

She opened up the door half naked, lookin' exquisite

Ackin' mad 'cuz I ain't spoke to her since the last time a nigga hit it

She said, "Don't worry forget it since we only have 30 minutes"

'Fore her man came home for lunch

So I bust my nut and raised up wit

Five mnutes to spare, her man unaware

I saw him in traffic, beeped the horn and threw a deuce in the air

Yea I'm a playa

But I feel guilty 'bout cuttin' a broad

I need counselin' dog, 'cuz it's guilty as charged

Simply because I felt victim to lust and

Knowin' all the while it was my cousin girlfriend I had been fuckin' (Damn!)



[Too $hort]

The court finds you guitly as charged

Your sentence is PUI school

For pimpin' under the influence, nigga

Next case...

Oh we got us a repeat offender in the house

Jenny Jones A.K.A. Shanwnna

Same ol' charge...wanted in 8 states

What's yo story this time?



[Shawnna]

Oh yes yo' honor I see we talkin' again

I have no representation now shall we begin

I know you seen my face before but...hold on my friend

It's niggas gettin' away wit doin' the...same shit I did

I...can't do no bid

I got a mortgage and my kids