Takin' Retards To The Zoo

Dead Milkmen

It's a boring day - I've got nothing to do

Except to get a load of retards and drive 'em to the zoo



Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo

Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo



Load 'em on a bus just for laughs

Down a winding road stepping on the gas

Down a winding road just daydreaming

Down a winding road with the retards screaming



Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo

Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo



One of them blowing a big spit bubble

Slam on the brakes at the first sign of trouble

Head on collision bodies everywhere

Head on collision retards beware



Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo

Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo