Punk Rock Girl

Dead Milkmen

One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead

I met a girl there and she almost knocked me dead



Punk rock girl

Please look at me

Punk rock girl

What do you see?

Let's travel round the world

Just you and me punk rock girl



I tapped her on the shoulder

And said do you have a bell?

She looked at me and smiled and said she did not know



Punk rock girl

Give me a chance

Punk rock girl

Let's go slam dance

We'll dress like Minnie Pearl

Just you and me punk rock girl



We went to the Philly Pizza Company

And ordered some hot tea

The waitress said well no, we only have it iced

So we jumped up on the table and shouted anarchy

And someone played a Beach Boys song on the jukebox

It it was "California Dreamin"

So we started screamin

On such a winter's day



She took me to her parents for a Sunday meal

Her father took one look at me and he began to squeal



Punk rock girl

It makes no sense

Punk rock girl

Your dad is vice president

Just like the Duke of Earl

Yeah you're for me punk rock girl



We went to a shopping mall

And laughed at all the shoppers

And security guards trailed us to a record shop

We asked for Mojo Nixon

They said he don't work here

We said if you don't got Mojo Nixon then your store could use some fixin



We got into her car away we started rollin

I said how much you pay for this

Said nothin man it's stolen



Punk rock girl

You look so wild

Punk rock girl

Let's have a child

We'll name her Minnie Pearl

Just you and me

Eat fudge banana swirl

Just you and me

We'll travel round the world

Just you and me

Punk rock girl