Swedish Designer Drugs

DAAN

I was shot in the back

by nilfisk addicted cowboys

by jealousy struck

outnumbered by hard boiled luck

when I showed them the lights

of my two forty five deep blue break

they all stood up and sang

'bout swedish designer drugs

I was cutting a tree

and turning my jack into lumber

when the hitmen arrived

on a boat from the isle of song

i was shocked by the nude

identical twins on my lap

a cross-eyed effect

of swedish designer drugs

It's hard to be strong

depending on northern refineries

ow deep is your fjord

how shallow thy watery eyes

how could i recupe

surrounded by 95 dogma's

like a rendeer I'm struck

by swedish designer drugs

I'm dating the maid

and driving electric wheelchairs

I'm cleaning the fish

with biodegradable pride

I was pulling the strings

while playing the fifteenth violin

in a director's cut

of swedish designer drugs

I was hurting a fly

and winning al nobely prizes

I was probably drunk

by the probably best beer around

like a viking in need

I got a medal for bad underacting

they all stood up and sang

about swedish designer drugs

swedish designer drugs

It's hard to be strong

how deep is your fjord

when I showed them the lights

they all stood up and sang

about swedish designer drug