Intro and Chorus:
Elvis Buck him with my shotgun!!! (repeat 3 times)
Elvis Buck Buck Buck Buck!!
Verse One: J Dee
Does Polly want a cracker? Fuck no she a zero
And I ain't with the rednecked hero
I'm glad that Lincoln got bucked in the face
We shoulda been free in the first place
Now let me drop it like it should be dropped
and watch Rocky Marciano's assed get mopped (what up)
[Madonna, you mutherf*ckin' slut
You could show ya butt, and Jimmy STILL won't get up] (word)
The Beatles, I just can't fade
Get the mutherfuckin raid, Bone, we got roaches
[And Fonzie can't rumble]
And by the way you can have Bryant Gumble
Babe Ruth was good against the white boys
But he couldn't hit a nigga like Doc Gooden
Marylin Monroe was a ho to the Kennedy's
Don't worry - J.D. know the enemy
And I'll point 'em out if ya don't know 'em
[And tell Uncle Sam that I'm lookin' for 'em]
Cause we don't bow down to no zeros
And I'll say - fuck you and your heroes!!
Chorus
(I'll snap your red-assed neck you motherfuckin perpetratin bitch)
Verse Two:
Now, who's the next maggot
George Washington, he wore a wig like a (faggot)
Just like Rock Hudson (yeah)
Him and Liberace' both like butts and dicks
Gobbled up nuts like chicks
T-Bones on the mutherfuckin' mix
Don't talk about Bird and all his scorin'
Cause I'll say Magic, Ewing, Jordon
Olajuwon, Isiah and Barkley
[Now bitch don't start me]
You ask me if I like Arsenio (bone you tell 'em)
Mutherfucker NO!!
Take it from the Lench Mob (yeah)
Elvis is Dead as a Doorknob
Never been caught,
