You know that he don't like his ass hurtin' everyday day
But for him it's hard to keep on playing
Cody's got a hemroid, And I know he's annoyied
I'm sure he's sick of hurtin', I'm tired of hearin' him blutrtin' out
Step 1-Call the Doc
Step 2-Try to walk, with you pants pulled up all the way, man sick or tryin' to say
Step 3-If you're unsure
Step 4-Pull up your drawers, what you got is not acne, it's a bump on your fanny
I know he feels hurt to know his ass is all deformed & diseased, it's sad to see him with
this problem
Cody's got a hemroid, And I know he's annoyied
I'm sure he's sick of hurtin', I'm tired of hearin' him blurtin' out
Step 1-Call the Doc
Step 2-Try to walk, with you pants pulled up all the way, man sick or tryin' to say
Step 3-If you're unsure
Step 4-Pull up your drawers, what you got is not acne, it's just bumps on your fanny
Rap:
No woman that I know is put on the spot
To feel an ass where she can connect the dots
Not even yours 'cause you're afraid to let it out
Afraid your girl will catch you, she might find out
Well I already know, & so do alot more
No wonder you sit funny, your ass is sore
Maybe a tenden's tore, or a bone just clicks
But whatever it is you gotta go & get it fixed
Don't want you in my house till your rump is cured
Till that bump on your ass can be ignored
It's sad to see a boy with a hemroid
But to watch you squirm, that part is enjoyed
Don't want you sittin' on my chair, or sittin' on my bed
You gotta understand, it's worse than a white-head
It's a problem that you got from sittin' on the pot
Thought you're a big shot, found out that your not, you're caught
Step 1-Call the Doc
Step 2-Try to walk, with you pants pulled up all the way, man sick or tryin' to say
Step 3-If you're unsure
Step 4-Pull up your drawers
