Tae Kwon Flo

Cowboy Troy

Well, you know when I was in school I study economics. I also studied British literature. Troy, why don't you tell us who you studied when you were in school?

Yeah, studied Charley Daniels
Listening and learning, reading through the manuels
Years later I got a Ph.D.
And a southern attitude in hickology
I got a song so strong they call me hick-ules
Cuz I'm knocking down mountains and I'm chopping down trees
Like a lumberjack with a heavy ax coming at you like that
Stronger than bar tab with 10% tax
Coming like rain on a summer day sprinkling
Soothing like ice in your tea glass tinkling
When you're fanning yourself on my porch swatting 'squitos
Cuz they're bringing out welts
Putting out more game than a Sony Playstation
Spreading good will as I tour the nation
You're calling up your friends
“Hey man, you shoulda seen this
Lyrics so cold making snow out in Phoenix

I Got a song so strong they call me hick-ules
Cuz I'm knocking down mountains and I'm chopping down trees
Lyrical black belt, now you know
Some call it Tongue Fu, I call it Tae Kwon Flo

Just like a Xia-lin master
You try to be prepared but I do it much faster
My technique, I sweep your legs from under
I'm standing over you as you cringe and wonder
Which vocal technique will be coming up next
Read along with me as I flip through my text
I'll engage in small talk, rap ? , and banter
Then move with the grace and strength of a panther
But you're falling by my side like I'm using Ju Jitsu
My tongue's steady flipping like I'm using Ju Jitsu
Display my right fist covered by my left palm
Reveal the hidden knowledge everybody is calling
And like the five daily venoms, making it worth your while
With the center be the snake or the lizard style
My lyric's washing over you like a warm cascade
You're enjoying what you're hearing and you're glad you stayed

I said a hick-hop, a hickey to the hick
Never mind, coming back with a country rhyme
Time after time
Yeah, time and again Irish eyes are smiling like my name was Flanegan
When I write I gotta plan again
Gotta be smooth, not stiff like a mannequin
Cuz can't nobody touch my style
And that's the way it is, I'll make it worth your while
So check one two, one two mic check
You know I'm coming from the south and I'm in full effect
I'm teaching class, dropping knowledge
Like a math professor teaching classes at college
I got this rhyme going into your ear
With the funky lyrics that you all want to hear
You know my style and it lifts your spirits
You know my rhyme each and every time you hear it