The Zeplin Song

Courtney Love

Will you accept a connect call from Robert Plant

We picked him up on Vine

On a bus bench

Singing that song, you cannot stop

This is not the first time



He was so cute

Johnny Punk Rock so cynical

You would have jumped him too

But now the song remains



Why are the burners always toast?

Why are the stoners always stoned?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from the Zeplin song



I got a job

Minimum wage and I table dance

He drinks my beer and plays guitar

He's on my bed wasted

Every night when I come home

PLaying the same old lead again and again and again



Sometimes I gotta say Shut up!

Sometimes I gotts say So what?

I don't think that it's so punk!

What's with the Zeplin song?

Sometimes I gotta unwind

Sometimes I gotta hide

Sometimes erase and rewind

I gotta throw the trash out



He's buying a stairway to hell

Yeah that is him

Playing that same old zeplin song again and again and again and again and again



I'm a guitar

A Les Paul

Single cutaway

Please don't play that song on me again

I'll explode

I'll break all my strings and start playing shit

Like the Sex Pistols or anything

Son house or the blues



Why does it rain on my parade?

Why does the song remain the same?

I can't remember my own name

I work for minimum wage



Oh go tell it to Jimmy Page

At the crossroads with that deal he made

Cos that song ain't going away

Oh God the Zeplin song

Oh no the Zeplin song

Here comes the Zeplin song

Oh God the Zeplin song



Shut up!