on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me,
a god damn son of a bitch!!!
On the second day of christmas my true love gave to me,
two bloody nuts,
and a god damn son of a bitch!!!
On the third day of christmas my true love gave to me,
three severed heads,
two bloody nuts,
and a god damn son of a bitch!!!
On the fourth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
four rotting children,
three severed heads,
two bloody nuts,
and a god damn son of a bitch!!!
On the fith day of christmas my true love gave to me,
five gotta schmeets!,
four rotting children,
three severed heads,
two bloody nuts,
and a god damn son of a bitch!!!
On the sixth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
six uclamings,
five gotta schmeets!,
four rotting children,
three severed heads,
two bloody nuts,
and a god damn son of a bitch!!!
On the seventh day of christmas my true love gave to me,
seven chicken gizzards,
six uclamings,
five gotta schmeets!,
four rotting children,
three severed heads,
two bloody nuts,
and a god damn son of a bitch!!!
On the eighth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
eight doo-doo-doo-doo,
seven chicken gizzards,
six uclamings,
five gotta schmeets!,
four rotting children,
three severed heads,
two bloody nuts,
and a god damn son of a bitch!!!
On the ninth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
nine, and
eight doo-doo-doo-doo,
seven chicken gizzards,
six uclamings,
five gotta schmeets!,
four rotting children,
three severed heads,
two bloody nuts,
and a god damn son of a bitch!!!
On the tenth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
ten debbie gizzards,
nine, and
eight doo-doo-doo-doo,
seven chicken gizzards,
six uclamings,
five gotta schmeets!,
four rotting children,
three severed heads,
two bloody nuts,
and a god damn son of a bitch!!!
On the eleventeenth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
eleventeen s.t.l.d.'s,
ten debbie gizzards,
nine, and
eight doo-doo-doo-doo,
seven chicken gizzards,
six uclamings,
five gotta schmeets!,
four rotting children,
three severed heads,
two bloody nuts,
and a god damn son of a bitch!!!
On the twelth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
twelve tuna-twat,
eleventeen s.t.l.d.'s,
ten debbie gizzards,
nine, and
eight doo-doo-doo-doo,
seven chicken gizzards,
six uclamings,
five gotta schmeets!,
four rotting children,
three severed heads,
two bloody nuts,
and a god damn son of a biiiiiitch!!!!!!!
