Billhilly

Citizen King

billyhilly he's the king of the hill billhilly he hits



the sour mash swill billhilly he made it off the



farm he's kickin' up dirt out on the loose he



haw ha chewin' on roots always down on



the chicken shack he's leavin' for the city



and he ain't comin' back do the do se do



with the off road know how cops a feel like



he milks a cow he's going far in the land of



steel got everybody talkin' about the full



moon swill life of the party buck knife rowdy



slappin' his knee like laurel slapped hardy



do-se-do on a concrete lotion he put it all in



motion jumpin' the barbed wire hoppin' the



pool flintstone brakes using john deere tools



like jed clampett jumped the claim billhilly is



his name he's never meaning no harm yank



out the plug he's strummin' on a banjo a lot



square dance hoedown rodeo and a bucket



full of rocks passing the jug and the catfish



crock-pot hayseed with a gun like a trumpet



barefoot drinking from a dixie cup picking his



teeth with an old switchblade loogie to the



dew can 20 feet away from the coal mine to



the combine ransack the shack and treat the



girls fine day-in day-out always looking up



when he takes downtown making soo-ee



sounds now everybody on the block ain't



wearin no shoes ain't wearin no socks got



the itch for the mountain way watchin' old



billy and his jug band play