Suck Your Big Toe

Chris Rock

featuring Tim Meadows




"Hangin' With MTV" Host (Julia Sweeny):



We have an exclusive MTV world premiere. Yeah a hot new group from



Atlanta that we're hearing big things from: G Spot!




(Cut to a quintet of black men in orange ghetto attire. The only two



familiar faces are those of Rock and Meadows.)




Tim (singing):



Hey girl take off your dress right now



I'm lookin' at your body, and I wanna say ...




Chris:



Oww.




Tim (singing):



You go through the shinin', got extensions in your hair



You say the kid's in the other room, but you know that I don't care




Chris (singing):



Babay, ... buzz me at the do'



Pull up your skirt, child, now pull it up some mo'



Your panties are green, and your bra is pink



Now suck on my tic-tac, so your breath won't stiiiink




Chorus (2x): G-Spot (singing)



All I wanna do, is suck your big toe



Suck it reeeeal slow, I wanna suck your big fat toe




Chris (singing):



Honay, your toe tastes so sweet



You got a big corn on it - ooh! I love the extra meat!




Tim (singing):



Your mind says no, but your body says yes



I'm lookin' at the backside, baby, and thinkin'



"Damn, this bitch is blessed!"




Chorus




Chris (singing):



This little piggy wants tastin',



And this little piggy wants sex,



This little piggy wants raisin',



But your big toe is the best!




Chris (talking):



Yeah, girl - that's the reason I love ya, baby!



I love every lil' thing about ya,



baby! I love that nose ring you got in your nose, baby,



and I lov