My mom always liked paul the best
She liked his smile and the way he dressed
And when he sang
His mouth made an o whoah
Dad liked the girl who did "Delta Dawn"
But I'll save that for another song
He loves all animals
Is what you gotta know
We started getting death threats
In the mailbox milk sucks,
Let the animals go
They were blaming my dad
For testing on cats
They were blaming my dad,
My dad?
My dad (my dad) versus Paul McCartney
He likes to eat meat it's true
My dad (my dad) versus Paul McCartney
He don't really care if you don't eat it too
Paul thought my dad was a science guy
That makes shampoo that doesn't hurt your eyes
He got reported to p.e.t.a well,
They had protests in the neighbourhood
When they found out they didn't feel too good
They were looking for a guy
With a different name
We stopped getting death threats in the mailbox
Our lives are back to normal
And now mom and dad wanna get a cat
Wanna get a cat
My mom and dad (my dad) versus Paul McCartney
He likes to eat meat it's true
My dad (my dad) versus Paul McCartney
He don't really care if you don't eat it too
Don't eat it too
Don't eat it too
Don't eat it too, baby,
You know that it's true
