Stiff handshake and a wave
On soapbox he pretends he′s keepin' order
So out of touch and far awayHe slows his stump speech down
So he can talk down
Old money law is still the order
Nobody trusts this man, so he pays to win you over
And over, and over, and over
Handshaker, babykisser, office seeker
Please smile and woo me with your parrot talks
I know not what′s good for me, so please tell me
Please tell me how you're really rich
And how you really love the poor
Please kiss these kids and keep on power trippin'
Old money law is still the order
Nobody trusts this man, so he pays to win you over
And over, and over, and over
Handshaker, babykisser, office seeker
Hey, lay back and take it
Don′t even act like you can make it by your own bootstraps, by your own bootstraps
Hey, remember the men who smile and point will always disappoint
Handshakers, babykissers, office seekers
But thanks for your support
Together we can do a lot
I′m your next babykisser, OFFICE KEEPER
