Dave

Cheech And Chong

(Soft knocks at the door)

Chong: Who is it?

Cheech: It's me, Dave. Open up, man, I got the stuff.

(More knocks)

Chong: Who is it?

Cheech: It's me, Dave, man. Open up, I got the stuff.

Chong: Who?

Cheech: It's, Dave, man. Open up, I think the cops saw me come in here.

(More knocks)

Chong: Who is it?

Cheech: It's, Dave, man. Will you open up, I got the stuff with me.

Chong: Who?

Cheech: Dave, man. Open up.

Chong: Dave?

Cheech: Yeah, Dave. C'mon, man, open up, I think the cops saw me.

Chong: Dave's not here.

Cheech: No, man, I'm Dave, man.

(Sharp knocks at the door)

Cheech: Hey, c'mon, man.

Chong: Who is it?

Cheech: It's Dave, man. Will you open up? I got the stuff with me.

Chong: Who?

Cheech: Dave, man. Open up.

Chong: Dave?

Cheech: Yeah, Dave.

Chong: Dave's not here.

Cheech: What the hell? No, man, I am Dave, man. Will you...

(More knocks)

Cheech: C'mon! Open up the door, will you? I got the stuff with me, I think the cops saw me.

Chong: Who is it?

Cheech: Oh, what the hell is it...c'mon. Open up the door! It's Dave!

Chong: Who?

Cheech: Dave! D-A-V-E! Will you open up the goddam door!

Chong: Dave?

Cheech: Yeah, Dave!

Chong: Dave?

Cheech: Right, man. Dave. Now will you open up the door?

Chong: Dave's not here.