Haitmale

Cats Are Aliens

On and on the press depress

The hate-mail spreads itself

They coil the wire upon the fence

They hit below the belt



Token Black and token Jew

Tokin' crack and singin' blues

The secret to equality:

Find a common enemy.



I'm told it's an historic day

And yet I seem to feel the same

The Thought Police do not approve

So come on, whatcha gonna do?



Seize me for these crime?

For these crimes, I've done my time

And I will not comply

(I'm supposed to see five, and I do:

Four fingers and one pulled tooth)



On and on we lap it up

And we're hungry yet

If I complain of stomach pain

Drag me to the vet



Hunt the witch from A to B

The Wicked Witch of the Middle-East

Pass it down from Pa to Son

Now prove who's got the bigger gun



I'm told it's an historic day

And yet I seem to feel the same

Don't commit your Thought Crimes here



Out of nothing, divine something

And you're laid out so I dive in

Getting something, define 'something'

Put a face on, find a way in

Pull a seat up, put your feet up

Two more litres, catch your sleep up

Undervalue all I value

But I love you

God I do

For crying out loud

For crying out loud.