Baby, pass the aspirin, something′s gotta work
I know I did it to myself but man oh man it hurts
That second last Martini, the one that went down real smoothSet me on the bender with nothing left to lose
I just can't apologize
For what I did to myself
My bed′s an ocean liner
And I can't call for help
Yea baby, it hurts a bunch
The girls got going and we had a munch
I promise on a dime, it's the last time
I′ll ever have a liquid lunch
Yea baby, it hurts a bunch
The girls got going and we had a munch
I promise on a dime, it′s the last time
I'll ever have a liquid lunch
I think I′ve got the symptoms and none of them will leave
They think that it's a party to laugh at all my grief
It must′ve been a doozy, I had two hundred dreams
At least I found my pillow 'cause I can′t find my keys
It's hard to remember
All of the events
But I must've paid the tab
′Cause all that′s left is fifty cents
Yea baby, it hurts a bunch
The girls got going and we had a munch
I promise on a dime it's the last time
I′ll ever have a liquid lunch
Yea baby, it hurts a bunch
The girls got going and we had a munch
I promise on a dime it's the last time
I′ll ever have a liquid lunch
Baby, I can call the pharmacy
They'll bring something up, something up ′toute suite'
Some exotic medicine to cure my every ill
With some kind of magic pill
I just can't apologize
For what I did to myself
My bed′s an ocean liner
And I can′t call for help
Yea baby, it hurts a bunch
The girls got going and we had a munch
I promise on a dime, it's the last time
I′ll ever have a liquid lunch
Yea baby, it hurts a bunch
The girls got going and we had a munch
I promise on a dime, it's the last time
I′ll ever have a liquid lunch
Yea baby, it hurts a bunch
The girls got going and we had a munch
I promise on a dime, it's the last time
I′ll ever have a liquid lunch
Yea baby, it hurts a bunch
The girls got going and we had a munch
I promise on a dime, it's the last time
I'll ever have a liquid lunch
