Who would have ever thought that
When I woke up early this morning
I'd be fighting for my reputation
I should've just stayed in bed
And avoided all this complication
Becky's mad at Jan 'cause she took her man
Jenny can't stand Skye 'cause
She gets all the guys
Who knows, I'm probably hated, too
I better not hear it from you
Personally I don't care
I can do whatever I want and you're
Still gonna stare
Everybody thinks her chest is fake
She's lying 'bout the team that she didn't make
Just because he's the best one on the team
They say he puts 'roids in his ice cream
CHORUS:
Whoa, whoa
Where was I when all this drama started
Whoa, whoa
Where were you when those two parted
The question I want to ask in this song is,
"Why can't we all just get along?"
So what, you weren't Homecoming Queen
Why did you have to go be so mean
Not everybody loses when somebody wins
You act like they've committed a sin
"What happened on Friday night, didn't you hear?"
Mikey got caught drinkin' a beer
"And in Bobby's locker was a knife."
Sorry, I'm too busy having a life
Repeat CHORUS
You don't need to lose any weight
It doesn't matter, you're still great
Don't care about what they say
They're just jealous of you anyway
Repeat CHORUS
