Astronaut On Horse

Cardboard

Your love

is nothing but a fast food meatball sub

on an altitude impaired, 747 bearing nitro-glycerin.

It reminds me of being kicked in the face by a rabid kangaroo,

having my eyes taped open before 24/7 children's programming...



I hate it when I fall down the stairs;

everybody stares...

I hate it when I trip up the stairs;

everybody laughs...



I wish

I were better looking, more pleasing to the eye.

So all the girls will attend my funeral, when I fall down the stairs

and die...

I hate it when I fall down the stairs

everybody stares

I hate it when I trip up the stairs

everybody laughs