Are You About A Size 14

Buffalo Bill

[Buffalo Bill]

Superficial people

I don't think looks matter

Some folks weigh a hundred pounds

But I want someone fatter.

I want a girl who'll fit me to a T --

A woman who'll look good on me.



Say,

Are you about a size fourteen?

Are you about a size fourteen?

In order to get victims

You've gotta lie and trick 'em

So I put my arm inside a sling.



I got her in my sights

She's appropriately fat

I'll wait for her to notice me

I hope she fed her cat!

She's perfect, yes, but one more thing

Remains yet to be seen:

Is she about a size fourteen?



She'll see me with this couch

I'll get her in the van

I'll punch her in the face

And drive away

And that's the plan.

I'll cut off all her skin

And wear it like a dress

I'll dump her in the ocean

Let the cops clean up the mess.



Are you about a size fourteen?

Are you about a size fourteen?

If you want to find the one

You need a girl who weighs a ton

And she's also gotta be naive.



I'll keep her in a well

They'll never ever find her

I'll tuck my dick between my legs

You'll think it's a vagina.

I'll look just like a girl

By golly, I'll have fun

But for now be quiet -- Shhh!

Don't make a sound here 'cause she comes.



[Catherine]

Can I give you a hand with that?

You look a little handicapped.



[Bill]

She's coming towards the van

I'll ask her to get in.

I'll check her tag and if she fits

I'll cut off all her skin.



Are you about a size fourteen?

Are you about a size fourteen?

My hobbies include sewing

If you like me let's get going

And I'll put you in a hole where you can scream!



I betcha she's a size fourteen

I'm lookin' for a size fourteen

She brought this on herself

Because she offered me her help

And she'