The 1st Whutchacallit

Bubba Sparxxx

[Bubba Sparxxx]

Uh-huh, uh-huh

That fish, that money, Bubba Sparxxx..

Uhh



Now allow me to present the very first resident

of this millenium mindframe, no angel but heaven-sent

So make a print on this landscape and when it's little as a handshake

I convince you to think of Bubba as yo' brother the color of mayonnaise

We lockin up these airwaves from LaGrange to that staircase

and your projects up in Queens with no budgets nothin but dreams

I consume me a couple of Beams now I'm feelin like life is wonderful

Got me seein past the lies that otherwise make me uncomfortable

I'm peepin out this jungle full of snakes, tigers and elephants

All huntin the same prey but the chase got them all negligent

And Betty looks so elegent but our motive's dirty like sediments

It takes more to make Bubba sway to slick talk at handsome measurements

Fuck it I'm turnin celibate - nah, I'm only playin

If yo' lady listenin now, takin her on home but she stayin

I bet y'all think he playin when he tellin y'all he the first

whutchacallit, alcoholic, with that 32-gallon thrist



[Chorus: Bubba Sparxxx]

Who was the first whutchacallit? Actin foolish at yo' function

The first whutchacallit - tryin out yo' daughter's suction

The first whutchacallit - lookin clean and still stankin

The first whutchacallit - in your head has gotcha thinkin

I'm the first whutchacallit - spinnin frequent in yo' city

The first whutchacallit - every weekend gettin shitty

The first whutchacallit - ridin chrome just because

I'm the first whutchacallit - with some nuts all in my drawers



[Bubba Sparxxx]

You probably saw me out in Kaia lit pushin up on Mya

When the vibe ask her why I bet she say that I'm a liar

But I feel like I'm that fire and these bitches share that sentiment

My project's in the woods scarin like the Blair Witch with

Flippin it, from one roll to another head then cut her

in the back, another knack, now picture that with