In the belly of the plane is where the serpents stay
While the passengers sit helpless mere inches away
Snakes plottin schemes to bite the pilot
And make the aisle carpet flow with blood
Everyone's screamin' except for Samuel L.
He just looks around sayin “Snakes? What the hell?”
They bite you twice and your the latest departed
Look at this shit that those assassins started
Slitherin' all around us, stench of snake scat in the air
Theyre too dumb to notice Samuel is there
Snakes are no match for an ex-Jedi, you see
Snakes are slidin' right by him not takin' time to be
Aware of the SLJ loadin' up his AK
That he bought from a postal worker earlier on E-Bay
Overlooked by the reptiles is how he prefers to be
As the terror increases 30,000 feet above sea
Chorus:
I can hear the screaming in the Boeing at night
They prey with snakes and they poison my mind
I can hear Samuel reloading his nine
He Shoots at Snakes and he does it just fine
What can be worse than snakes that traverse airlines
The airport security musta been snortin yey lines
While snakes huddled into the Boeing's back
For their weekly helping of midnight snack
But now the survivor count is growing much thinner
Only 2 people left: The Samster and an ex-swimmer
The snakes are thinkin' this feast'll be bangin'
A snake leaps at the swimmer and chomps th' part thats hangin'
Aint heard that much cursin since th' South Park movie was shot
Then Sammy J. yells You fuckers ready or not??
3 different snakes take a flyin leap
BOOM BOOM BOOM they all land headless in a heap
Ungodly sounds of hissing echo through the skies
And yellin from the passenger with a snake nippin his thighs
But by dawn the last snake has finally passed away
and Sam cries out Merry mornin' to all, and to all, good day!
I can't hear no screamin' from the airline tonight
Sammy Killed Snakes and I'm feelin' alright
Get these fuckin' snakes out my mothafuckin' sight!
Says Sam bout those snakes, and he's very much right
