Yo! Call me special aka Enemy-Ed
Dirty grimy til I′m dead
Pissin' in Eve′s garden and bedSolitary ain't working S
So the warden recommends 2 to the fuckin head
Fans get sent the bill
Delusion not real
Spreading the children who stand in front like field
You listening to raps Rasputin
Call me Vladimir Putin
Who? That hip hop Newton
Smash you with the horn you been tootin stupid
You listening to the one who make gravity snap back to reality
Bigger than idol
When I'm gone, burn me a bible
Rape all my rivals
I′m always fuckin′ held liable
I'm writing lyrics that′ll torture your soul
Reduce the foundation of your life to smoulder and mold HA!
Don't believe me? Then just lo and behold
Let the story unfold
You see I′m holding the globe
There's nowhere to roam
I′m everywhere controlling the globe
Anybody fuckin' with me is getting thrown in a hole
Inhale your spirit while I'm smokin′ a bowl
I′m frozen I'm cold
I′m hopin' to just open ya throat!
With the sharpest linguistics that you can not imagine
You start to rap, I′ll start to laugh and you're like "Dawg, what happened?"
I′m just relaxing and attackin' in the darkest fashion
I'll start stabbin′ when I′m rappin'
So let′s start the action
Maybe I'm going a little strong for you
I′m haunting you like poltergeist your soul does not belong to you
It's all for me so offer me your everything
It′s all for free, exalting the exalted
He is everything you want to be
I'm an original Misfit, like Glen Danzig
With these lipid tryptichs for your brain canvas
If his spit is too cryptic go lick acid
If you only fillin' positions you can lift caskets
My prescription is missing when I′m kickin′ masks in
Call it Dr. Caligari's Hell in a basket
I′ve got... Millions of pots to piss in and I'm just that sick
I′m killin' the opposition with just one click
Are they really gonna miss him, he′s just one glitch
I'll spill the inner fillings like "THAT'S THAT SHIT!"
You sittin reading the captions
Adjusting your reading glasses
I fuck with the meaning of classic
A cup of the piss to the masses
As a toast to the speech of the fascists (Fuckin′ fascists)
Wack rappers want it all but they should read the Tao Te Ching
Now they sing too loudly proudly coming at crowds with nothing to bring
Truth lies between the dichotomy of holy ties
Die coddling proseperous toddlers with swollen eyes
I ought to be resting between the breasts of mother fuck
Smother us completely so that we may pass on the buck
Daily life has become more than Orwellian
Poor plans devised by the wealthiest hellions
The healthiest fellowships always pump the bellows
Creeping out a freemason freaking out an oddfellow
Screaming fuck your emo fears while i′m scheming on some phoenix tears
Stabbing you in the FUPA with mean beats like Gene Krupa
But this ain't the drum battle and you ain′t that Rich Buddy
Take your ass to school and you still couldn't be my understudy
I have nothing to rap about so i go knock back a stout
The only bars i′m concerned with are the ones that aren't kicking me out
I′ll strong arm a strongbow and give the front of house a smack in the mouth
I'd rather be forever alone
I don't condone the clout
Yo the awesomest optimist
Burning nazis down in Auschwitz
Deep diggin′ ya girl like a mango with an octopus
Sexual tentacle, you festive like a festival
Fussili Jerry bury you in deep shit like a vegetable
I′m front and centre while you play the wall like Pink Floyd
You got no character, your life is just a big void
I'll leave you destroyed, like the place you′re employed
A social outcast no wonder I'm a big boy
I put the soy inside the soylent
You can say I′m voilent, I mean violent
Too many tyrants on my island
I should stay silent but it's hard in this environment
Where even the sellouts sell their CDs on consignment
I should retire, pump the breaks and call it quits
Go back to school before I′m swallowed by this dark abyss
But that would be a fuckin' copout
I'm going Paul Walker on the highway with the top down!
