All I Wanna Do, Is Trash This Song

Bob Rivers Comedy Group

It's worse than Disco

It's worse that Achy Breaky Fever Too

This is L. A. M. E.



If I gotta hear this stupid little song again I'll die

But it's on next to me I don't know where



Looks like it's Sheryl Crow or nothing

And this song's sure a big one

An' I'm sure that it's catchy, it's gotta be making money

But it's burnt crispy to me

and I wonder if I'll hear it everyday

for the rest of my whole life



Well a sappy D. J. Intros this song

I'm dangerously close to a radio speaker

But I turn it of quick with this crowbar



All I wanna do is trash this song

I gotta feeling I'm not the only one



What I wanna do is load my gun

Gimme that CD I'll put some holes in one



It's no longer new, It's overdone

It gives me a headache, and I'm not the only one



All I wanna do is smash this tune

And when this song comes on

Rip the stereo right out of my car



And if I hum this one

Rip my hair right out and kick me real hard!