Well Jimmy was a quiet boy
He kept to himself
He used to hang out at Lenny's arcade
With nobody else
He wasn't the brightest boy
He ate more than his share of glue
(If you know what I mean)
But there was always one thing
That Jimmy undoubtedly liked to do
You could call in an obsession
You could call it a gift
You could call it Whac-a-Mole
If you insist
But no doubt he had a natural talent for the game
He was truly great
Give him one quarter
And he'd make it last for 47 hours straight
Cause he's a Whac-a-Mole champion
He's the Whac-a-Mole king
And you best be leaving him alone when he's doing his thing
He's a Whac-a-Mole winner
He's so Whac-a-Mole inclined
But they say if he keeps whacking his mole
You know he's going to go blind
Well Jimmy practiced real hard
He played every day
And people used to gather around
To watch him play
He got himself into the state finals
And nobody could even come close
By then it was apparent to everyone
That Jimmy was going pro
He beat the east coast
He beat the west
He took on the whole wide world
And he was the best
Jimmy became the world's
Undisputed Whac-a-Mole champ
He did commercials for Pepsi
And now he's teaching at Whac-a-Mole camps
Cause he's the Whac-a-Mole champion
He's the Whac-a-Mole king
And you best be leaving him alone
When he's doing his thing
He's a Whac-a-Mole guru
He owns Whacamole.com
But they say if he keeps whacking his mole
He'll grow hair on his palms
Yeah he's a Whac-a-Mole champion
He's so Whac-a-Mole adept
But they say if he keeps whacking it up
You know he's gonna go deaf
He's a Whac-a-Mole winner
He's the Whac-a-Mole champ
But they say if he keeps whacking his mole
His hand will seize up and cramp
Whac-a-Holy Moly!
Whac-a-Holy Moly!
Whac-a-Holy Moly!
Seize up and cramp
Well tha
