Whack-a-mole Jimmy

Bob Ricci

Well Jimmy was a quiet boy

He kept to himself

He used to hang out at Lenny's arcade

With nobody else

He wasn't the brightest boy

He ate more than his share of glue

(If you know what I mean)

But there was always one thing

That Jimmy undoubtedly liked to do

You could call in an obsession

You could call it a gift

You could call it Whac-a-Mole

If you insist

But no doubt he had a natural talent for the game

He was truly great

Give him one quarter

And he'd make it last for 47 hours straight



Cause he's a Whac-a-Mole champion

He's the Whac-a-Mole king

And you best be leaving him alone when he's doing his thing

He's a Whac-a-Mole winner

He's so Whac-a-Mole inclined

But they say if he keeps whacking his mole

You know he's going to go blind



Well Jimmy practiced real hard

He played every day

And people used to gather around

To watch him play

He got himself into the state finals

And nobody could even come close

By then it was apparent to everyone

That Jimmy was going pro

He beat the east coast

He beat the west

He took on the whole wide world

And he was the best

Jimmy became the world's

Undisputed Whac-a-Mole champ

He did commercials for Pepsi

And now he's teaching at Whac-a-Mole camps



Cause he's the Whac-a-Mole champion

He's the Whac-a-Mole king

And you best be leaving him alone

When he's doing his thing

He's a Whac-a-Mole guru

He owns Whacamole.com

But they say if he keeps whacking his mole

He'll grow hair on his palms



Yeah he's a Whac-a-Mole champion

He's so Whac-a-Mole adept

But they say if he keeps whacking it up

You know he's gonna go deaf

He's a Whac-a-Mole winner

He's the Whac-a-Mole champ

But they say if he keeps whacking his mole

His hand will seize up and cramp



Whac-a-Holy Moly!

Whac-a-Holy Moly!

Whac-a-Holy Moly!

Seize up and cramp



Well tha