My Girlfriend's Back

Bob Ricci

[Parody of "My Boyfriend's Back" by The Angels]



My girlfriend's back and you're gonna be in trouble

(Hey-la hey-la my girlfriend's back)

If you see her coming better head out on the double

(Hey-la hey-la my girlfriend's back)

She's the biggest girl in all the 6th grade

(Hey-la hey-la my girlfriend's back)

If I were you I'd go and find a teacher aid

(Hey-la hey-la my girlfriend's back)



Yeah, you thought that you were funny

Now she's taking your lunch money



She's stayed back for quite a few years

(Hey-la hey-la my girlfriend's back)

She smokes and drinks and she's got all her pubic hairs

(Hey-la hey-la my girlfriend's back)

That's her Harley sitting out in the schoolyard

(Hey-la hey-la my girlfriend's back)

You're gonna wish you never called me a retard

(Hey-la hey-la my girlfriend's back)



Cause you thought you were so funny

Now look who's got your lunch money



You've been spreading lies that I contracted cooties

And now my girl is gonna kick your little bootie

Wait and see



If you wanna see your Mom we'll need some compensation

(Hey-la hey-la my girlfriend's back)

So cough up your Pokemons and your Playstation

(Hey-la hey-la my girlfriend's back)



Yeah my girlfriend's back

Well alright now, my girlfriend's back

Well I can see her coming so you better start a running

All right now, yeah

Here comes my little addict with her semi-automatic

All right now, yeah