You walked up to her
I told you not to
Asked her for a drink
I said she'd say no
You asked for her number
I told you to call it
(Speaking): 'Hello gay and lesbian issuses centre how may I help you'
Hate to say I told you so
You saw her again one week later
She's hanging round with that cool skater
Better buy some baggy trousers
Yes the single not the album
You listen to all the wrong music
That's not my fault I told you to lose it
I saw her smiling looking my way
You thought it was you
You went back again
You asked why she gave wrong numbers
I told you not to
You told her, her skater liked her ex better
I liked that one though, it was mine first
Leave it go on just walk away
Don't ask again another day
She said no the first time
Why yes now
Now she's your wife
That 'stupid cow'
You've got ten kids
What's there names again?
You leace her and your baggy trousers
Goodbye love
Hello another
