Back in 2008 I scammed a kid for an umbrella
What′s nine + ten "19?" you're a dumb fella
You′re so stupid you put two nickles in your earAnd thought you were listening to 50 cent
He asked for 50 I gave him 20 procent
I once scammed a cucumber seller for 20 pesos
I'm dumb rich my competition is jeff bezos
Unlike all the meme rappers all I spit is the truth
You don't wanna see me when I come out da booth (epic gun sound effect)
I once scammed a scammer the bitch scammed me back
Mint blizzard is bad and also very wack
"Sorry for the insult I really didn′t mean it"
You have such a thick unibrow I can′t see between it
The only good rapper is yuri tarded
Yuri ate too many mints and then he sharted
I shouldn't be dissing this is kinda the same genre
But atleast I can hit you two times with a double entendre
Scammed a grandma it only took one swipe
Got her passwords now im logging onto her skype
Im a proffesional scammer call me bernard
I just scammed my teacher out of his credit card
I just hit up plutten on my nokia, he supports massive amounts of homophobia
Im the swedish version of babytron
I just scammed a random as dude named william shawn
Instead of lean I sip julmust, the bitch tried to talk so I told her shut up and shushed
Unlike tay-k I beat the case, I lost my dad at ikea we went different ways
Bitch gave me head but couldnt reach the tip, like I said julmust is what I sip
You know all I do is scam and gaslight, scammed a little kid I found on fortnite
This is taking to long im going insane, on little kids I flex my gold chain
Walked down the street and I raped a dude
Now im stealing money from a homeless dude
Ion wanna fuck yo bitch she look like a crude
That bitch 700 lbs she ate all the food
Ran up on a opp and I made him weep
I just said a swearword it sounded like beep
Pray on little kids like im a creep
I feel like matthew the way I look at feet
I pull up to the function playing asmr
I scammed a scammer and he stole my car
Stole a hundred dollars from a martian on mars
You a skinny ass bitch you remind me of lars
I just stole a lollipop from a fucking baby
I asked to put it in her ass and she said maybe
Got bit by a rat now I have rabies
You a stupid ass bitch you sound like all the katies
When I fuck yo bitch she say l o l
Im just like yeat when I ring the bell
Scammed my local store for a dvd
This song is gonna be on a cd
Shot my little cousin cause I thought he was gay
Elias is a part of the kkk
I currently live inside of your walls
I am a better rapper than biggie smalls
Pull up to mallmö you pussy boy
Im gonna play your bitch like shes a toy
I got hella shooters like the taliban
Some of them are from afghanistan
All these other rappers yeah they fucking suck
Caught two my opps lacking call that shit bad luck
Fuck all them pussies that be hating
I scammed a bad bitch now were actually dating
