T.s.r. (toilet Stool Rap)

Biz Markie

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I would walk into the bathroom to take a crap



I sit down, and then I write me a toilet stool rap



Whether I'm constipated or have diarrhea



I always come out with a funky fresh idea



Even if you don't think it's funky fresh, and



To all the little kids I'm makin a good impression



Cause a lot of my hits are written on the john



I hope my legendary style of rap lives on



This's a hidden secret where classics come from



Everybody has done it, even my man Run



Only in there I am the king of the throne



Hey, hey, you know I can't be alone



No girls, no guys, no dogs, no cats



No parents, no nieces, no nephews, no brats



That's the only way that I can get privacy



And you know where I write my funky fresh rhymes live, you see...




Me sittin on a toilet



Waitin for my bowels to move



I got a doodoo rap



I got a doodoo...




Yo, bust it



Let me tell you a little something bout this episode



It was four in the morning, chillin on my commode



It was me, my pad, and pen, and my bad breath



All of a sudden I came up with somethin that was real def



I was thinkin, what a real beatbox could do



What if I put a hype beat with the "p-pf 1-2"?



Then I write some words, so I really can use it



I think I would name this one Make The Music



Like if I was the man that they call Clark Kent



Cause I go into the bathroom for rhymes I invent



Then I come out on stage like Superman



But never show the people my masterplan



Instead of movin towels, or movin vowels



Only think I'm doin, is movin bowels



A tv in the bathroom just might spoil it



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