[Verse 1]
Hey Jack, I know what you're thinking
That now's as good as any to start drinking
Hey Scotty?
Yeah!
What's it gonna be?
A gin and tonic sounds might mighty good to me.
Man I know I gotta go,
It's the same thing every time.
But I don't think another drink's,
gonna make me lose my mind.
So I think about my next drink.
And it's you and me
and the bottle makes 3 tonight.
[Verse 2]
Well I know this cat named Mo.
He wanders to and fro.
His and my favorite waterin' hole.
I says "Hey Mo, how you doing,
where have you been?
He says, "I've been fine with my whiskey,
wine and gin.
Man I know I gotta go,
it's the same thing every time.
But I don't think another drink's,
gonna make me lose my mind.
So I think about my next drink.
And it's you and me
and the bottle makes 3 tonight.
[Repeat Verse 1]
Whadda mean it's last call?
I just got here!