Dictator Boy

Avril Latrine

He has his toys

Where did they go

Can we make it any more obvious

Stinks like a skunk

Russians delay

What more can we say

We can infer

It's a hard sell the French are stonewalling hard as well

And some of our "friends"

They got exposed

They had a problem with terms we'd impose



Saddam's a liar boy

He's a dictator boy

Gulf War Two we cannot defer

Soon he will be replaced

Out of Iraq he'll be chased

He'll crash in flames back down to earth



One year from now

We sit at home

The bad guy Saddam left all alone

We turn on TV

Guess what we see

Liar boy yakking on the TV

He's telling our friends

What we've always known

That nukes he's got

And they ain't just for show

Now he's so strong

Behaves so foul

Now looks like we should have forced him out...



Saddam's a liar boy

He's a dictator boy

Gulf War Two we cannot defer

Why can't they see that far

Chomping on their cigars

So we'll bring Saddam back down to earth



Saddam's a liar boy

He's a dictator boy

Gulf War Two we cannot defer

Why can't they see that far

Chomping on their cigars

So we'll bring Saddam back down to earth



(Instrumental break)



Sorry France but you missed out

Naysayers, what they say now

Schroeder's not one of our friends

So-called "friends" we can't depend

Too bad that they couldn't see

How easy this war would be

There was less than meets the eye

And now Saddam's rear is deep-fried



He has his toys

Where did they go

Can we make it any more obvious

We'll drop the bombs

We'll help the Kurds

Can't take Saddam at his word



He's a big liar boy

And a dictator boy

Should have removed him long ago

You'll hear on the radio

In some place that's remote

He's hiding, far as we know



He's a big liar boy

And a dictator boy

Should have removed him long ago

You'll hear on the radio

In some place that's remote

He's hiding, far as we know