I said, hey do you remember
where we used to sit?
all them summer rubber-necks kept coming
to panel van in the street
we just yacht club dancing, city girls were rich
i'm going to sneak out my window at four in the morning
going to meet them down on the beach
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lakeside, lakeside, lakeside
steal away, hide away
lakeside, lakeside, lakeside
i just can't wait, i just can't wait
i got a terrific torana
a green hand goin' to wave bye-bye
i got a cb shuffle and a dashboard muffle
pilot's twitch my eye
i've seen them from the mallway, supermarket spy
from the frozen goods section, the delicatessen
i've seen them racing by
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they're going to wallow in the shallows
great puce hippo
barbeque and blubber
please don't show, please don't show
they're going to steal my sand space
out wher the compress go
you shoulda seen 'em in bathers!
no hero, no hero
i said, hey, do you remember
going cruising for a nude?
spot-pickin' 'em, sand-kickin' 'em
all the lousy and the lewd
chorus (repeat)