Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish-Made: Penis Enlarger Pump
Austin (To Ms. Kensington): That's not mine!
Quartermaster Clerk: One Credit-Card Reciept for Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger Pump, signed by Austin Powers.
Austin: I'm tellin' ya baby, that's not mine!
Quartermaster Clerk: One Warranty Card for Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger Pumps, filled out by Austin Powers
Austin: I don't even know what this IS! This sort of thing AIN'T my bag, baby!
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