What's up am I on chat line?
My name is Sal & Capricorn is my sign
I like Star Trek and Brad Pitt
I watch Kung-Fu B movies
And shave my armpits
My brain is a sewer
Where you dump your garbage
Read me psychic man & tell me who I am
Just put it on my visa
Bleed me psychic man, I know you understand
You make it up so easy
I don't watch lesbian porno
Will I befriend a trailer & die a smoker?
Will I marry a redneck?
Will publisher's clearing house drop off a big cheque?
My brain is a sewer
Where you dump your garbage
Read me psychic man & tell me who I am
Just put it on my visa
Yeah bleed me psychic man, I know you understand
You make it up so easy
Reach through the phone there Bud
Are you Vulcan, can you meld with me?
I'll reflect some evil to your head
'Til you're dead
Will I cough up a furball when reading the tabloids
Doctors' pulled my gerbil?
Will I meet a new boyfriend
Or I will I be porked by martians
And bare their children?
My brain is a sewer
Where you dump your garbage
Read me psychic man & tell me who I am
Just put it on my visa
Yeah bleed me psychic man, I know you understand
You make it up so easy
Read me psychic man & tell me who I am
Just put it on my visa
And bleed me psychic man, I know you understand
You make it up so easy
