Proud To Be Canadian

Arrogant Worms

Our fair country Canada

Is north of the USA

Our maritimes are lovely

And our prairies give us hay

You might think you Yankees are better than us Canucks

But we don't need no microchips inside our hockey pucks



We know that you've got Disney World

And you keep it very clean

We don't have Bob Dole

But we can drink when we're 19

We even watch your TV shows for hours and hours and hours

We'll give you Alan Thicke but Shania Twain is ours



We're proud to be Canadian

We're awfully nice to strangers

Our manners feel our curse

It's cool in many ways to be Canadian

We won't say that we are better

It's just that we're less worse



Your beer is not too tasty

And you weather can't be beat

We all fly south in the winter time

To escape the snow and sleet

We're pleased to say we've enjoyed all your southern charms

But we get sunburnt when we excercise our right to bear our arms



We're proud to be Canadian

We're awfully nice to strangers

Our manners feel our curse

It's cool in many ways to be Canadian

We won't say that we are better

It's just that we're less worse



Alanis Morrissette

She is our latest pride and joy

She used to sing about high school dances

And chancing after boys

But now she is fed up and about as angry as can be

She's got one hand in her pocket and the other is on guard for thee



We're proud to be Canadian

We're awfully nice to strangers

Our manners feel our curse

It's cool in many ways to be Canadian

We won't say that we are better

It's just that we're less worse



We're proud to be Canadian

We're awfully nice to strangers

Our manners feel our curse

It's cool in many ways to be Canadian

We won't say that we are better

It's just that we're less worse



We won't say that we are better

It's just that we're