Lost on Christmas Eve eve, he threw something down my neck.
I didn't check what it was.
When he says "Trust me",
I never need to check.
Then he helped me up, and the next thing I know,
We were lying naked and it had started to snow.
So I was late for work - Hungover, dazed and freezing.
But we still made time to demonstrate
How we'll wear it, come the season.
Not a creature stirred.
No mother, no mouse.
But I still tip-toed down the hall
And sneaked out of the house.
