Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better

Annie Get Your Gun Cast (Johnny And Mishelle)

*Jonny and Mishelle continue to argue as music starts*



Jonny: Anything I can do, you think you could do better...I'll ALWAYS be

better, MUCH better than you!

Mishelle: No, you're not!

Jonny: Yes I am!

Mishelle: No, you're not!

Jonny: Yes I am!

Mishelle: No, you're not!

Jonny: Yes I am, YES I AM!!!



*Mishelle put her hands to her hips,glaring at Jonny*

Mishelle: Yeah? We'll see about THAT! *continues singing*



Mishelle: Any insult you can think of, I'll come up with one better! I

can always think of an insult much better than yours!

Jonny: It ain't so!

Mishelle: Yes, it's so!

Jonny: It ain't so!

Mishelle: Yes, it's so!

Jonny: It ain't so!

Mishelle: Yes, it's so! YES IT'S SO!!!



*rest of the team shakes their head sadly as this continues in higher

tones for

some time*



Travis: Oh this is great, they're yelling so much louder! Soon, my

ears'll be bleeding, I'll be hemorraging!

Hadji: Better not make a mess out here!

Claudette: *strains to hear clearly* What did you say? I do not

think I can HEAR!



*Jonny taps his foot and thinks awhile, then continues singing*



Jonny: Any trap you can escape from, I can escape quicker! You're such a

slowpoke, you'll NEVER catch up!

Mishelle: Dream on!

Jonny: It's the truth!

Mishelle: Dream on!

Jonny: It's the truth!

Mishelle: Dream on!

Jonny: It's the truth! IT'S THE TRUTH!!



Mishelle: Any guy you can beat up, I can beat up faster! You're too

clumsy, and you HIT LIKE A WUSS!

Jonny: Canine-face!

Mishelle: Wussy-boy!

Jonny: Canine-face!

Mishelle: Wussy-boy!

Jonny: Canine-face!

Mishelle: Wussy-boy! WUSSY BOY!!



*Travis sighs and flips through the lyrics as the two continue to fight*



Jonny: Any car you drive, I can drive better! I can drive anything

better than you!



*Hadji's eyes widen, Jessie tries not to laugh*



Mishelle: Birds will die!

Jonny: No they won't!

Mishelle: Squirrels will die!

Jonny: No they won't!

Mishelle: Other animals will die!

Jonny: No they won't! NO THEY WON'T!!!



Jessie: I don't believe this! They're at it for HOURS! Better forget

about sleeping anytime tonight!

Bryce: SOMEONE GIVE ME A SEDATIVE!!!

Travis: *covers his ears* I would, but it won't do much good!!



*Bryce glares at his brother*



Mishelle: If you do anything to your hair, it'll get worse! Heck,

BANDIT'S got better hair, MUCH better than yours!

Jonny: He does NOT!

Mishelle: He does TOO!

Jonny: He does NOT!

Mishelle: He does TOO!

Jonny: He does NOT!

Mishelle: He does TOO! HE DOES TOO!!!



Jonny: Anything you can throw, I can throw harder! That hairy

tarantula's a good prove of that!

Mishelle: You're a JERK!!

Jonny: You're a DOG!!

Mishelle: You're a JERK!!

Jonny: You're a DOG!!

Mishelle: You're a JERK!!

Jonny: You're a DOG!! YOU'RE A DOG!!!



*Mishelle gets angrier. Bandit comes inside the room*



Mishelle: Everytime I scream, you will scream LOUDER!! And then you'll

faint, ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE A GUY??!!

Jonny: TOM