I am the very model of a cartoon individual
My animation's comical, unusual, and whimsical
I'm quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have read
From wicked puns and stupid jokes to anvils that drop on your head
I'm very good at fancy dances, I can even pirouette
Then smack the villain...with a fish, I know my cartoon etiquette
I can make a face all mean and really give you quite a fright
Then make up with flowers made of real exploding dynamite
When in a jam, Ijust yell "stop" and villains in their tracks are froze
Then I sneak up and utter "start" and take my hands and honk their nose
I am proud to be in such hierachal progeny
From Daff Duck an Tweety Bird to Babs and Buster Bunny
To suit my mood I can call forth a lot of different sceneries
Like oter space and desert scapes and Himalayan eayeries
From this bag here why I can pull most anything imaginable
Like office desks and lava lights and Bert who is a cannibal
You see in matters comical, unusual, nd whimsical,
We are the very model of cartoon individuals!
