Twelve Days Of Christmas

Allan Sherman

Note: "S" is Sherman, "C" is the chorus and "B" is both



S: On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me

A Japanese transistor radio

C: On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me

S: Green polka dot pajamas

C: And a Japanese transistor radio

S: It's a Nakashuma

C: On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me

S: A calendar book with the name of my insurance man

C: Green polka dot pajamas and a Japanese transistor radio

S: It's the Mark 4 model - that's the one that's discontinued

C: On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

S: A simulated alligator wallet

C: A calendar book with the name of my insurance man,

green polka dot pajamas and a Japanese transistor radio

S: And it comes with a leatherette case with holes in it

so you can listen right through the case

C: On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

S: A statue of a lady with a clock where her stomach ought to be

C: A simulated alligator wallet, a calendar book with the name

of my insurance man, green polka dot pajamas and a

Japanese transistor radio

S: And it has a wire with a thing on one end that you can stick

in your ear and a thing on the other end you can't stick

anywhere because it's bent

C: On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

S: A hammered aluminum nutcracker, and all that other stuff

C: And a Japanese transistor radio

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me

S: A pink satin pillow that said "San Diego" with fringe all around it

And all that other stuff

C: And a Japanese transistor radio

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

S: An indoor plastic birdbath

C: All that other stuff

S: And a Japanese transistor radio

C: On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

S: A pair of teakwood showercloths

C: And a Japanese transistor radio

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave